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Who on earth are Victor and Albert?

 ‘A pair of very talented twins who have pitched their act perfectly for village hall audiences. Musical comedy mayhem with a good heart … two of them in fact!’  Ed O’Driscoll (Artistic Director, Air in G)

Victor and Albert offer a unique brand of entertainment – a good old-fashioned, feel-good, two-man variety show brought kicking and screaming into the 21st Century – a two man modern music-hall if you will.

‘I’ve never seen anything like it! – A modern twist on Hinge and Bracket and Flanders and Swann’ –  Lord Williams Festival Chorus Promoter

Victor and Albert are identical twins, both classically trained in music and singing, performing their own material. They have been honing their craft all over the UK for the last 12 years. Full of comedy, bespoke locally topical material, original songs, games, mayhem and a sprinkling of magic; audiences agree that it is an immense amount of fun from start to finish.

The evening was full of laughter and audience engagement. We wouldn’t hesitate to recommend them to other venues. They’ll give you a night to remember.’ Joanna, Weedon Promoter

They guarantee a memorable night of uplifting entertainment. Their audiences really enjoy their shows, as you can see from the following quotes which speak for themselves:

‘We all agreed we hadn’t laughed so much in years!’                                 

  ‘I laughed like a crazy person.’ 

‘Your incredible talent, sense of humour and timing gave us a wonderful evening of laughter.’ 

‘My cheeks are still aching!‘

‘Thank you so much for an evening full of laughter, it was so much fun!’

‘I was lovely to see so many people from the community laughing together.’

‘I hadn’t laughed so much in a long time!’ 

‘I thoroughly enjoyed the show. It was a breath of fresh air. More please!’

‘Thank you for a superb evening last night. I think that the repeated encore calls showed you how much everyone enjoyed it. A real treat to spend the evening laughing with abandon!’ Lisa, Frieth Promoter.

‘An excellent evening of musical comedy. It was great to hear everyone in the Village Hall laughing and having a great evening.’

In a nutshell, an evening with Victor and Albert is an uplifting experience for all (including them!). They bring light and joy to people in a world where we all need to be distracted for a while, however brief, so we can walk home with a spring in our step. In the words of one audience member:

‘A Morecambe and Wise for the 21st Century – come back soon, we need you!’

‘An excellent evening of musical comedy. The material was original and the timing perfect… It was great to hear everyone in the Village Hall laughing and having a great evening.’ Audience Member 

‘We all agreed we hadn’t laughed so much in years!’ Audience Member  

‘The evening was full of laughter and audience engagement. We wouldn’t hesitate to recommend them to other venues. They’ll give you a night to remember.’  Rural Touring Promotor 

‘Thank you for a superb evening last night. I think that the repeated encore calls showed you how much everyone enjoyed it. A real treat to spend the evening laughing with abandon!’  Rural Touring Promotor 

Allocated Covered Seating

£26.25

Allocated Covered Seating and Pre-Theatre Supper

£55.90

*Festival Friends & Hever Castle

Allocated Covered Seating and Pre-Theatre Supper

£51.05

*Hever Castle, Hever Golf and Wellbeing Club Members & Groups, over 20 tickets 

Allocated Covered Seating and Pre-Theatre Supper

£53.65

*Please contact the box office, we can reserve tickets for you while you organise your group. We will also remove the 7% booking fee from your purchase.

Joint Theatre and Castle Garden entry

Allocated Covered Seating Adult and Pre-Theatre Supper

£72.60

Two Sisters’ Theatre

Located on the Two Sister’s Lawn, our theatre has…

One continuous roof, every auditorium seat is undercover and allocated. The roof section over the auditorium is transparent so you will be able to enjoy the stars above, as you watch The Stars on stage!

We can close our walls for events outside the summer months. The walls are clear, so you still feel you are in the beautiful garden just with protection from the weather.

For some summer shows the lawns are opened up. You to choose where to sit when you arrive and enjoy your picnic during the event. You will need to bring your own seats, beanbags or rugs etc for the lawns.

Please check our access page for further information.

The theatre bar will be open before the event and during the interval for hot and cold drinks, snacks, ice cream and hot sausage rolls and Cornish pasties.

Pre theatre Supper

We are delighted to be working with the newly all-in-house, Hever Castle Catering team,  offering our guests delicious menus that make use of the best local and UK produce available.

The menu can be viewed here. Please book your pre theatre supper with your ticket purchase. Your advance payment is for food only with drinks available to be purchased with your meal.

For our 8pm performances, you can arrive between 6pm and 6.30pm, and your meal will be served approximately 30 minutes post arrival. The performance waits for no man, or pudding!

Pre-theatre supper will be closed when the restaurant is full, or 1 week before the event. Please make sure you book supper with your tickets so you are not disappointed.

If you wish to inform the catering team of any dietary requirements, please email  catering@hevercastle.co.uk . Unfortunately, it may not be possible to cater for dietary requirements without reasonable advanced notice.

Catering for Hever Festival Friends.

Hever Castle Catering are offering a generous 10% discount off the cost of your, and your guests, pre-booked meals. Please note the discount does not apply to the beverages that can be purchased on the evening.

Hever Festival Theatre Friends Membership can be purchased with your tickets and starts from £29. With theatre and meal discounts a membership quickly pays for itself and you can share the discounts with your friends too!

Hever Castle and Golf Club members do not receive a discount on Pre-Theatre Suppers.